Contact
Talk to a human
A person reads every email. There's no ticket system and no chatbot — just a small shop that would rather hear from you than guess.
Email us
We aim to answer within two business days. Evenings and weekends are usually quicker than that, oddly enough.
About an order
Tell us the email address you paid with and, if you have it, the order number from your Stripe receipt. That's all we need to find it. For a damaged or misprinted shirt, attach a photo and we'll sort it in the same reply — see returns.
Replying to one of our emails
Every order confirmation, shipping notice and morning edition we send can be answered directly. Hit reply; it lands in the same inbox as the address above.
Press, wholesale, a shirt idea
Same address. Put what it's about in the subject line and we'll find you.
About this paper explains what Pressed Eggs is and how the grading works. The collection is every egg we've pressed.