Pressed Eggs
A newspaper that sells what it prints. The day's news, graded by the egg.
Grab your coffee. Make some toast.
We'll bring the eggs.
Every morning we read the whole noisy world, pull the handful of things we think are actually worth knowing, and press each one into a single picture — graded by the egg for how the day feels. Come read. Looking is free, and always will be.
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Tap a grade to see every egg we've ever pressed that way.
Special edition
Still cooking — none of these are for sale just yet.
Today, graded
What we think is worth knowing.
Each front is a wordless picture; the story it was pressed from is right here — and, on a shirt, a scan away on the back.
Bringing today's eggs to the table…
The signature
The news, graded by doneness.
Nobody grades the news in eggs. It's how we say, at a glance, how a story feels — from bright to heavy.
+ Tap a grade to see what earns it
The name
Why "Pressed Eggs"?
- PressThe free press. At heart it's a newspaper — a real point of view on the day's news.
- PressWhat we print. The same press presses the news onto what you wear.
- PressedDistilled. A whole event compressed into one arresting image and one egg-graded take.
- EggsThe grade, and the face. Graded by doneness — and the egg is the mascot.
- EggsEaster eggs. The image stands alone; the story hides one scan away.
It even ships with its own verb: get pressed.
Classified · Notice to readers
The shirts are for sale.
Pictured: Moderation Maze
The paper is real, the pictures are real, and the press is real — and now so is the checkout. Press "Shop this press" on any egg above, or see the whole collection.
Printed to order, one at a time. Leave an address in the box below and we'll write when a new edition drops.
— The Management
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